We Shouldn't Be Doing This

I love her, but I want you.

Just a taste, a feel, a squeeze.

Nothing more than that.

I just need to know you're real.

I need you to know that you're wanted.

I've thought about you constantly, and it's becoming unbearable.

We've gotten along so well, and you always laugh at my sense of humor.

I love how you smell.

Your smile makes me want to move closer.

Just push your hair back.

Sometimes, when we lie together, I wish it was you.

no, get these ones

no, no, no, get the brioche

come on

you're deserving of brioche

are you not?

yeah

I'm not messing around with these cheeseburgers

they're gonna be one of a kind, just you wait

yeah, they're gonna blow your mind

god, you look so great

in those pants

I can almost

I can almost see it

um

alright let's

let's blow this popsicle

we got everything

come on

Okay, uh, yeah, let's just put some of these on here.

Hey, can I convince you to move just a little bit so I can squeeze past you?

You pressed yourself up against the checkout to let me through.

I can fit, but I'm definitely going to brush up against you.

We line up perfectly.

And there we go.

Okay, nice work.

Oh, I got this.

Really.

All right.

I am so ready for cheeseburgers!

Cheeseburgers! Cheeseburgers! Cheeseburgers!

Cheeseburgers!

Yeah, yeah, leave the meat on the counter.

We need to get it nice and hot.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, we do.

Oh, and cheese, too.

Cheese, too.

We can afford to get it moist.

Moist

Moist

Ooh, and the lettuce

Lettuce

Lettuce bee

Lettuce bee

Yeah, you know when

You go through the grocery store

In the fall

Yeah, you ever been there?

Yeah, if you walked on the produce aisle

The leaves start to change colors

And it's beautiful

Yeah, I used to rake them on weekends for side money.

You're laughing now.

It's beautiful.

You almost spat out your drink, bending over trying to hold it in.

It's just so attractive to me.

You come up and place your head on my chest.

It's almost like you're hiding something, but want me to know.

Maybe... maybe I can find it.

That was a good one, huh?

Here, can you get some salt?

It's in the cupboard up there.

Yeah, yeah, it's kind of hard to reach.

Oh, come on, you got it.

I have faith in you.

Alright, okay.

Alright, let me help.

Almost got it.

I can smell you.

You smell so warm, like fresh pie or cake.

that you shouldn't be eating not because you're on a diet but because it's someone else's

i press myself slightly into you just just to be able to get what you're reaching for

and i can tell you feel it

you acknowledge my presence behind you by slightly turning your head

And showing, not to me, the slightest of smirks.

I begin to have trouble swallowing.

And I start to grow.

Rapidly.

Whoa.

What do you mean, so what's up?

I don't know

Is that all?

You turned around quickly

My throat feels like it's in my chest

I don't know what to say

The tension in the air makes everything fall silent

You start to cross your legs a bit

And point your toes towards me

While leaning on the counter

And then

You look down

I know what to do

Hey

What's up?

What's up?

I don't know.

We shouldn't be doing this

We shouldn't

You just look at me

Not saying a word

Eyes wide

Your mouth still parted

Ready for another kiss

It's clear the words I'm saying

Don't even register

You are completely

Under my spell

What's my girlfriend going to think?

We can't risk everything for this.

We can't.

We can't.

We can't.

We shouldn't be doing this.

But it just feels so right.

I take it off

and they look beautiful

better than I imagined

I feel guilty about this

but I just want you so badly

I can't stop

I can't stop

too much instinct

too much desire

if it doesn't happen

I'll go crazy

can I kiss them?

Oh, your tits are incredible.