Oh I love spending time with you baby. You always bring me the best lemons. Oh my god look at all
these lemons! Wow! I don't know what to do with all these lemons. Should I make a lemon meringue
pie perhaps lemon bars i'm not gonna make lemonade that is a disservice to the plump
delicious lemons you've brought perhaps some sort of lemon chicken
oh yeah yeah you can't eat that uh yeah i forgot you don't eat meat
See, baby, I love you, and I want to make something that you can eat too.
What do you like?
Well, see, if I make chicken, you're not going to eat it.
No way.
What?
You can't be serious.
Get out of here.
No, I'm not buying it.
I can't believe the words I'm hearing from your mouth.
You will eat my chicken.
You will actually eat my chicken if I make it.
Oh, I think I'm dreaming.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm going to work quickly so you don't change your mind.
Okay, what's the impetus here?
You've been vegan your whole life.
Are you really going to try chicken for the first time?
For me?
For me?
Oh, baby.
Oh, you really do love me.
Oh, my baby is going to try my chicken for the first time.
Hell yeah.
Okay, that is incredible.
All right, you're going to love this.
Don't you worry.
Don't you worry, I will make your first meat experience the best you will ever have.
Mark my words.
Okay.
Right, okay.
Okay, baby, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Okay, look at this chicken.
Look at this.
Ooh, grilled and marinated to perfection.
this is chicken thigh so it's gonna be nice and juicy i used your lemons in the marinade and i
made a garnish out of the zest oh you're gonna lose your marbles okay here it is now i'm gonna
watch this yeah this is gonna be good i want to be front and center for this experience right here
watching my lady put that meat in her mouth
okay good yeah you use the fork just like that and the knife good good and put it in the mouth
and yeah do you like it yeah hell yeah hell yeah it's good huh oh yeah baby eat that chicken for me
oh yeah eat that chicken so good baby
you look hot when you're putting me in your mouth
so did i convert you to the other side the side of carnal desires
don't worry if you can't finish it i'll take care of the rest
you let me help you finish it
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, this chicken is really good. Thanks for the lemons. I love that you bring me lemons. Here, here, give me a kiss. Give me a kiss, give me a big kiss right there.
So, uh, now that we've popped your meat, Jerry, I think there's another meat you ought to try.
Yeah.
Perhaps some sausage?
Hmm?
You know, I have a really big sausage I've been saving for you.
Mm-hmm, yeah.
Yeah, it's a ginormous sausage.
Mm-hmm, it's been ready for you.
Yeah, it's been ready for you all day.
Would you be opposed to trying it?
Trying this big sausage?
Yeah, I've been saving it just for you.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, here.
Here, let me get it out for you.
Ta-da! Check it out! Look, look, look! It's vice-versed.
Yeah, it's really good. You should try it.
Oh. Oh, you thought.
Oh, my God. I didn't even think of that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man, that's funny.
Oh, boy, talk about loss in translation.
Well, now that the sausage is out, how about a bite?
Yeah, just a bite.
Here.
Oh, good, huh?
Okay.
Mmm, wow.
Now, I'm gonna give you the real sausage.
Since you've been so good to me.
And I love you so much.
I'm gonna show you just how much I appreciate you.
I'm absolutely gonna defile your hoo-ha.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mmm, yeah, come here.
Yeah, you taste good, baby.
Ah, your sexy, delicious little mouth.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
Mm, God damn.
Come on, fucking dude.
Okay, let me take off all these beautifully crafted...
And very well-selected garments that you have on.
I want to see that killer body.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Yeah, take that off.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Oh, they're sensitive, aren't they?
Mm-hmm.
Mm, let me just...
have a lick.
And then maybe just
a little kiss.
And
And then a sock.
And now let me enjoy them.
