Roommate Walks In On You Touching

La la, making a sandwich, mm-hmm, put a little bit of that salami right there, oh yeah, just

throw that salami right on that bread that's right oh but first hold up let's back up a step or two

let's get out the mayo yeah just spread that mayo right on that bread

that's what i like

oh yeah give me that mayo put a little lettuce right there single leaf tomato slice

tomato slice a squirt of mustard to spread fold that bread and that slice diagonal of course

oh yeah look at that sandwich now let's head on over to the tv and enjoy

Walk to the living room

To sit on the couch

And watch some TV

And enjoy my salami

Da-da-da-ba-ba-da-da

Whoa!

She's in there.

What is she doing?

Oh, my God.

She is not wearing it.

oh my god is she she is she's doing it oh she's doing that on the couch on our living room couch

my roommate is exposed to the couch doing what i think she's doing

oh this is a conundrum i really want to watch tv but

She's right there.

Do I just, do I just walk in?

No, I gotta, I gotta tell her I'm here, but I don't want to scare her.

Um, okay, maybe I'll just, maybe I'll just knock and let her know that I'm here.

I won't, I won't go any further, let's see.

But, wow, she is gorgeous.

Just letting you know I'm here

I'm not looking

Take your time

I'll be in the kitchen

Come over

You want me to just sit there with you?

No way

I'm not some strumpet you can just use

When the urge strikes you

Come on, finish up so I can watch TV

Oh man, this is tempting

She really is gorgeous

Maybe I can just sit there and watch for a while

Nothing more

What's the harm in that?

What about her boyfriend?

okay all right i'm here i'll sit patiently and watch screw the sandwich

Wow.

Oh, you know what you're doing, don't you?

Yeah, go ahead.

Don't stop on my accord.

No need to be nervous.

I'm just here for the show.

Oh.

I like what I'm seeing yeah go ahead just like that yeah that's what I like I like to

see that yeah look at me yeah look at me when you do that

Yeah

Yeah, that's what you wanted, right?

You wanted me to watch you, didn't you?

That's why you set up like that

So look at me

Look at me as you do

Look into my eyes

Do it for me

Yeah, think about me

Think about me

Good

Yeah

Yeah, make it feel good

That's what I want

Yeah

Go ahead

Don't be shy

Don't be shy

You can let go

And look at me when you do it

Yeah, look at me and say my name when you do it

Oh, you look so gorgeous

I've always thought you were pretty

But you look beautiful when you do that

Especially when you do it when you look at me

I've thought about you, I'm not gonna lie

I have

I never wanted to tell you

Go ahead, let it go, let it happen

Yeah, let it go

good, good, good girl, let it go, yeah, let it happen, just like that, excellent, excellent,

good, oh, that's it, that's it, that's what I wanted to see, that's what I wanted to see,

Such a beautiful woman.

God, you're so gorgeous.

Yeah, you're looking at me, huh?

Yeah.

Okay, I know that look.

I see where your eyes are wandering.

You noticed what I was doing.

I indulged a little bit

Myself

So

I know what you want

Why should I give you what you want?

Hmm

So

Are you going to be good

Or bad?

Huh?

Well, because if you're going to be a good girl, then we have a problem.

Yeah.

You see, I don't like good girls.

They're just not my type.

Are you going to be a bad girl?

Good.

But what you need to understand

Is that

Bad girls get punished

But you like to get punished, don't you?

And you were so bad today

On the couch

Our couch

You knew what you were doing

You can't fool me

Bad girls always get what they want

don't they?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you really are a bad girl.

Let's see.

Do you want...

this?

I thought so.

Well, if you really want it so bad, why don't you come and get it?

Yeah, yeah, be desperate.

Crawl over here.

So needy.

You just can't be satisfied, huh?

What's the matter? Does your boyfriend not give you what you want?