she really was gorgeous
this girl was beautiful yeah she was she's one of those girls that you see and you stop
right in your tracks and you just just stare at her nothing else you can do really
i was a little too taken aback to try to say anything to her so i let her walk on by but
i remembered her oh yeah i'll tell you that i remembered her all right
and i kept seeing her walk around camp going to the store
Walking down the road
Never really had much of a chance to
Say hello without coming off like a
Crazy person, but
I knew we would
Jet
Let's just say that
And wouldn't you know it
My wish came true
I don't know.
There she is
Well, you know
Hard work every day
Yeah, well, I wouldn't count yourself out.
I mean, I wouldn't want to be carrying those two heavy things around in this heat.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, they look real heavy.
You sure you don't need me to give you a hand with that big load you got there?
I can always help.
Hey, uh...
I've seen you around here.
Um...
God, she's so beautiful.
Ask for your name, though.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
We're just gonna walk past each other and stare like we always do.
And not be introduced.
Really, I'm the first guy out of everyone here.
I'm the first one who said a word to you.
I don't believe that.
You're too pretty to not have been talked to.
I guess it scares some people.
No, not me.
It doesn't scare me.
Say uh
Are you here
Are you here all alone
What are you doing in this camp full of guys
Well I won't ask
I won't ask
Everybody's gotta make a living
Look at her smile
But uh
Yeah you know if you ever get
a little bored
thinking about
logs and
all this hard wood
lying around
I mean
a guy like me
can teach you a couple things
about that wood
yeah
long hard
sticks of wood
that
you gotta hoist up
I'll shut up
Let me know
I'm just down there
Cabin number four
If you're
Curious
Oh you are
Well
You know, there ain't too many of them
But I got number four
Yeah, it's a good number
Yeah, four's a great number
You can divide it by two
You can multiply it by one
I love that smile
I've seen it many times
She's all mine
I've got her
Well, now I've told you where I lived
What about you?
Where do you stay?
Oh, alright, Mystery Woman
Well, uh, Mystery Woman
I expect to see you tonight at
let's say
8pm
I've got a bottle of Beaujolais
I have been dying
to get into
among other things
I want to get into you
I want to taste you
so so badly
alright mystery woman
I'll see you then
Oh, you sly dog.
You've done it again.
Still got it.
Still got it.
Oh, mystery woman, come on, get inside.
Get out of this rain.
Welcome, welcome.
Yeah, let me get your coat.
There we are.
Look at you.
Out in the cold rain.
my goodness you look like you could use a drink huh
yeah yeah this storm came up on us out of nowhere it was a nice day earlier i wonder why
but i'm very glad you decided to make the track all the way over here i know it's a long walk
So will it be maybe this much?
Yeah.
I'll give you a nice full glass.
Here we are.
I'll get one for myself.
Have a seat right here.
This is my favorite chair, this one.
Oh, yeah.
I love that chair.
So, uh, let me just start off and say,
You look absolutely stunning.
A gentleman will never hold a compliment from a lady.
You don't really get much of them out here.
Yeah, when I saw you, I thought, my God, am I hallucinating?
Is she real?
Nah, there must have been something in that log.
I must have ate a weird mushroom.
But look at you, sitting in my favorite chair.
Now you left me thinking what else you might sit on.
I know I'm dirty.
I'm a bad man.
I'm a real bad man.
And the question I have for you is, can you handle that?
Can you handle a bad man?
Can you handle someone like me?
There's my chance.
I guess we're just going to have to find out, aren't we?
Here it goes.
Here it is.
Hold still, mystery woman.
So, you might not be able to handle me, but I can certainly handle you.
Oh, I gotcha.
There we are.
You're not too bad.
I'd say you're the lightest log I've ever carried.
Not that you're a log.
I mean, you're much more beautiful than most logs.
Hey, when you've been in the forest as long as I have,
sometimes they're looking pretty good.
One, two, three.
That's it.
Well, uh, it seems like we've landed ourselves into a bit of a predicament, haven't we?
I mean, here we are, I'm on the bed, you're on the bed.
What do we do now?
Oh, that's right, you're not sure if you can handle me.
Isn't that right?
She looks at me, and then looks at my lips.
And her eyes open wide, beckoning me, almost saying, do it.
Well, why don't we find out?
My roughness starts to go over her skin.
She can feel my stuff.
As it brushes over her cheeks.
Hmm. Feels good, doesn't it?
