Ah, m'lady, look forth. Thine bubbly has been porried.
Cheers, babe.
What a charming, delicious woman I have.
I'm very happy to be with you. I just wanted you to know that.
I think you would be a perfect candidate for the leprechaun lifestyle.
Wear green and act mean.
Leprechaun.
Some people might pronounce it le-pre-tion.
But you could be one of the original pronunciators of leprechaun and choose to pronounce it that way.
But I choose to pronounce it le-pre-tion.
Yeah, I'm gonna le-pre-tion you, baby.
Yeah, I'm a little pretzion all over your body.
Yeah, that's right.
That is right.
You get ready for that.
You get ready for what's coming, because I'm not going to stop.
I'm not going to stop.
We might be in public, we might be at a park, but I will never stop.
I'm a pretzion.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, you like that, huh?
Yeah, you like a little bit of that?
You like a little bit of fantasy?
A little bit of, you know, a little bit of these little guys running all over your body going,
Yeah, you like that?
It's got to be a hard life for a leprechaun, you know?
Always got this gold they got to protect, and if you get them, then you get the gold.
And then what do they do? I mean, you just caught them, and then you take all their gold.
You know, this is not a good deal.
And they got to hide. I mean, they can't do anything with this gold, you know?
So, you know, I'm very glad that you're not a leprechaun, and I'm very glad that leprechauns don't exist, right?
Right, government spy birds, right?
Leprechauns don't exist.
They don't exist.
I do not believe in leprechauns or other things that could be counterproductive to the establishment, but I do believe.
that my lady is very beautiful and all of my musings and thought experiments point me to a
single conclusion i like many others really really truly adore you
and asides from these other crazy things there are a lot of things in this world that
I think we both can agree on, um, you are very charming and smart and beautiful.
So I, I just wanted to tell you that.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Look at your eyes.
Oh my God.
Look at your eyes.
Look how pretty they are.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I can't even look at them.
Nope.
Nay, I shan't look. My eyes, they doth deceive me.
Fair Juliet, your beauty beckons me, perhaps, with virtuous siren ways.
Do I not repent? Have I been lowly?
What punishment God yields unto me!
Lay with a woman.
Seep your sap far into her loins and let there be no alms.
Oh, heaven blessed, I and ye shall reap.
Um, I guess what I'm trying to say.
Oh, never mind.
Don't worry about it.
It's not really the time.
Don't worry about it.
No, baby, don't worry.
Now let's, let's just enjoy our bubbly here.
Nice little bubbly, bubbly, yeah.
It's, it's just probably not the right time as well.
No, no, baby.
No, I don't want to break up with you.
Are you kidding me?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, baby, oh, baby, no, no, that's not it at all.
Oh, oh, Ferris Lane.
Oh, crap.
Oh, you got me.
Um, I have never really felt this way about someone in my entire life.
the moments we have together are so special and sweet and i cherish them immensely i'm not really
sure what i'm feeling or if it's even real i'm not sure if it's just infatuation something you
might know about me is i i guard myself from others um i don't want the pain of opening
myself up and getting my heart ripped out again. I just can't do that again. I don't
want to feel like a robot. I want to have emotions. Sometimes it's just so hard. It's
too much. I don't want to cry in public like this. Oh, jeez. Oh, I'm a mess. I don't want
this but i can't stop it i can't stop how i feel it hurts me so bad to keep it inside
i love you
i just wanted you to know
that's all
i love you
Oh, that's good.
Actually, what do you think about that?
Are you disgusted yet?
Are you outraged?
Can you believe that I have these feelings?
I'm sorry.
Do you still want to be with me?
Are you sure about that?
I mean, what if I do something weird, you know?
What if I start, like, smelling around, you know?
Sniffing places, you don't want
Come here come here come over to me come
That's what I want.
And that is what I want right there.
I want a little bit of those goods.
Yeah, give me some of those goods.
God damn, what a woman.
What a woman.
Well, uh, you know.
No one seems to be watching us, right?
Maybe we could do a little, uh, a little snooze through time.
Yeah, yeah, a little snoo-snoo
Mm-hmm, a little snoo-snoo time would be excellent, wouldn't it?
Yeah, I'll give you some real, real good snoo-snoo
Mm-hmm, best snoo-snoo you ever had
Yeah, that's right, mark my words
I'm gonna snoo-snoo you so good
Yeah, I'm gonna snoo-snoo you little noo-noo so good
Mm-hmm, yeah
Yeah, right there
Let me squeeze these
Oh my god
Oh my god, baby
Wait, let me see that
How about we
Go over there behind that little
Tree so no one can
See us
Uh, or we can let them watch.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, no one's close enough to really notice us out here.
So it wouldn't be so bad if they caught a glimpse watching us get our snoo-snoo on.
Uh, what do you say?
huh yeah screw it baby let's do it let me take this off yeah take that off
oh yes oh my god yeah let me see those beautiful curls
oh they're so perfect
oh my god they are incredible
such a perfect shape oh yeah i feel my hands drilled down oh yeah squeezing your body like
that squeezing your guts oh yeah squeezing you right there baby oh that tush oh my god
what a tush how about we uh how about we see what that tush is all about yeah i can connect right
behind you yeah a little skin to skin get my body ready for you yeah yeah i'm gonna get my body
ready for you yeah i'll take these off get these off you know these terrible pants they're so bad
I know, baby, so terrible covering all the good parts, I'm gonna get these right off
for you, mm-hmm, yeah, oh, just like that, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, pull them
down, yeah, pull them down just like that, yeah, let me press up against you, mm-hmm,
yeah, I'll get ready, get ready so I can slowly work it in, mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, oh, my God,
