don't cry baby be all right your loving boyfriend is here tonight
lift that smile and turn it around make it wait no don't do that do it the other way
Lift that frown upside down
And give me a big smile and a kiss
Mm, mm, mm, mm, yeah
How about that?
Yeah, you want a little kiss?
Yeah, baby, come on, baby, give me a kiss
Mm, mm, yeah, you need that kiss, don't you?
I know you need a kiss
Oh, look at you
Oh, my God, how could they...
My girl
Look how they massacred my girl
They made her all sad.
Oh, man.
Don't you worry.
You stay where you are.
You let me fix you right up, okay?
Stand aside, my lady.
I'm going to play some drums for you.
And I'm going to play those drums on your behind.
Okay, maybe I won't do it.
How about, you know what?
How about this?
Oh, yeah.
I'll get you a margarita.
A real tasty margarita with a salted rib.
I'm going to dip that glass in the lime juice.
Get just a nice little bit of salt right around the edge.
Make you a perfect margarita.
The finest tequila.
The best Cointreau.
I'll shake it.
Pour it in a glass and serve it to you, babe.
Would you like that?
How about this?
How about this?
You know what?
I will kiss your nose, just like this.
Just a nice little kiss on the nose.
Or I could slap your booty and tell you you're pretty.
Yeah, you want that?
Smack your butt and say how pretty you are.
No.
How about this?
You know what?
You got a fine neck.
A real nice neck, yeah.
Holds up that nice head of yours.
I could give it a nice lick.
How about that?
Maybe like, something like this.
Okay, you know what?
I won't lick your neck.
I'll lick your face!
Okay, you know what?
I know what's gonna get you going.
I'm going to slather you in sauce.
Yeah, you want to get slathered in sauce?
Mm-hmm, that yummy, tasty sauce.
Yeah, I can do that.
Mm-hmm, I'm going to slather my sauce all over you, baby.
And then I'm going to get some graham crackers and crumble them all over your body.
Mm, yeah, you're so cute, I could eat you by the spoonful.
Yummy, yummy.
And, you know, if you were a dessert, I would never, ever get a tummy ache from eating too much of you.
Maybe I can eat you later, if you know what I mean.
Oh, yeah.
I'm absolutely going to lay you down and just devour you.
You're just going to relax and let me do all the work.
But first, you know, I just want to examine you.
Do some standard maintenance.
You know, on these models, probably every 3,000 miles, you've got to check certain places.
Check the fluids, check all the levels are topped off, if you know what I mean.
And, ma'am, I think you might be low in cuddles and kisses.
mm-hmm just pulled your dipstick out and oh yeah your cuddles and kisses are way
low so I'm gonna need you to sign here and allow me to begin work on your
Yeah, you want some face legs?
Yeah, baby, I'll give you some legs.
Yeah, look at that smile.
my baby. She's smiling again.
Yeah.
I know I could make you feel
better. All you needed
was just some licks, you know?
A couple licks in the right places will get
you going right back to normal.
Okay.
I got it.
Get up.
Just trust me,
baby. I know it'll make you feel
so, so good.
Just stand up. I know it's
off, stand up just for a second, right there, and let me look at you, I mean, let me really
look at you, what a woman, look at that, look at you, my God, you are stunning, you know
that? You really are. Oh my God, look at you. Look at those curves. My God. You really are
a woman sent from the heavens. My God, look at you. Give me a little, just a little shake.
Let me see what you got. Let me see what you're working with. Oh, oh my God, I'm gonna faint.
Lord have mercy.
Ma'am, do you have a license for all that?
No, but really, you are so frickin' gorgeous.
Oh, my God.
I love you, baby.
You know I love you, right?
You know that.
So, uh, you know, if you love me back, maybe I could convince you to lose a couple of those layers that you have covering what I want to see.
Huh?
Yeah, can you do that for me?
Can you expose yourself just a little bit?
Just a wee bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, do it slowly.
Nice and slow.
One at a time.
Oh, yeah.
Mmm.
Oh, look at those legs.
Oh, my God.
You want to shake it for me?
Shake it around like that.
Come on.
Let me at it.
Let me at it.
You are getting me so worked up.
Do you think I can just come over here and maybe touch a little bit?
Oh, okay.
All right, no touching.
No touching. Okay, I'll just watch.
I'm just going to watch you, baby.
I'm going to watch you make yourself happy.
Now, how about the top?
Could we perhaps ask that it be removed?
Huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, let me see you, baby.
Let me see all of you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, look at those.
Oh, my God.
You are going to be in so much trouble once that wire support comes off.
Just you wait until you let me get at them.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to fully indulge myself in them.
Yeah, really make them feel special.
Make them feel loved and cared for.
As I caress them.
Oh yeah, I'm going to bury my face in them and just go...
You know what my favorite thing about you is?
Is that you're pretty
No no no there's more
Well you're pretty and
I feel
Comfortable
Around you
I
I don't know if I really
Feel that way about anyone else
I can just kinda
Let go with you
You know
I don't have to worry about looking
Silly or stupid
And I know that you'll laugh
And it makes me happy to be with you
And I'm really glad that I have you
