hey i'm here i let myself in i hope that's okay oh uh i i got some hot pizza
yeah boy am i ready to claim my rightful place as the king of game night i don't know how you
managed to steal the glory from me last week but oh oh shit sorry sorry i i didn't i had no idea
you were, uh, you're, you're not ready. No, I didn't knock. I still had the spare key
from when you were up visiting your folks last month, and I thought, you, you just got
out of the shower because you were at yoga. Oh, yeah, that, that makes sense, since, um,
You're soaking wet and in a towel.
And, uh, yeah, your yoga bag is there on the floor.
I should have called to let you know I'd be a bit early.
I didn't know you had plans before we were going to...
Wait.
Why are you in the living room in a towel anyways?
Isn't the bathroom, um, over there, next to your bedroom?
Yeah, I practically lived here last month.
I came to water your plants every other day for three weeks, remember?
I know the layout of your place pretty well by now.
Oh, of course.
Obviously it's your place, you can do what you want, but if you're expecting company...
And, yeah, I'm early.
Good point.
You're not ready because I'm early.
Case closed.
Shut up, it's a saying, okay?
I know it wasn't some big mystery to be solved.
I was just wrapping up.
You know, you're naked and wet and standing here in a towel
Because you just got home from yoga
And I'm early
That's what happened
So we can move on
Yeah, that's fine
Go get dressed
Take your time
I'll just be here
Not thinking about anything
What do you mean?
That's a totally normal thing to say
I'm acting weird?
I'm not acting weird.
You're acting weird.
Okay, maybe you're not acting weird, but you're still naked and dripping wet and standing in front of me.
Not that I saw anything, because I didn't.
I mean, okay, I did.
Yep, I saw your tits.
I just saw my best friend's tits.
I came in, and you were adjusting your towel, and I saw them.
Did I like them?
Well, I mean, yeah.
Not to be obnoxious or anything, but hell yes.
Those are some fucking great tits.
I mean, from what I saw, which wasn't a lot, it was barely anything, really.
I mean, it was a little glimpse.
Okay, maybe a long enough glimpse to see that you have a cute little birthmark on your chest.
No, no, it's not weird. I barely noticed.
Don't feel self-conscious.
I actually have one too.
But the way my hair is cut, you can't really see it.
It's pretty hidden and...
No, I'm rambling.
Sorry, I just...
I can't stop thinking about it.
But now, I can't stop talking about it.
I feel like this is a bit, um, unbalanced.
You're standing here, still naked.
I've just seen your tits.
We've been friends for years
And
Of course
Now I can't not think about them
Because I just saw them
And they are
Really great
You
You want to see what?
Oh, so now because
I've accidentally seen your tits
You think I need to show you my dick?
Huh? How's that going to help?
Tit for tat?
Oh, that's how you want to play it.
Oh, my God. Okay, fine.
I did just see your tits, and I can't stop picturing them.
So, yeah, fine. Let's do this. Here.
Yep. That's my dick.
are we good now now we're both pretty much naked and you're looking at my dick
oh this is so weird okay well i guess the weird thing is that it's not that weird
we've been friends for so long and you've never seen me naked but
now that you're standing in front of me it's like
What?
Well, yeah, obviously I'm hard
There's a drop-dead gorgeous woman
Naked and wet
Standing in front of me
Well, thanks
Your body is really
I mean, you also look
Alright
You're smoking hot
There, I said it
you're insanely hot I've always thought so and my dick is literally throbbing
right now just looking at you well I'm I'm sorry okay I'm not I'm not trying to
be that guy we're friends and I've always been fine with that but now it's
like I walk in here your skin is all wet your hair is messy and cute you've got this sexy little
birthmark I've never seen before and all I can think about is what the rest of you looks like
under that towel you keep shifting around
what do you want from me I'm only human
what you like that i'm hard
you like that you made me hard
you want to touch it
uh okay okay i got naked so things could be even i saw you now you've seen me
In the name of equality
If you touch me
Then I get to touch you
Hey, you're the one who said tit for tat
Fair's fair, right?
Yeah, just come over here and
Touch me
Yeah
Yep
you're you're touching my dick you're wow okay oh oh so you're really good with your hands
oh
oh oh fuck oh that actually feels really good
oh you what yeah you wanted to do this for a while now
oh that's why you were oh really oh you were waiting for me
Oh, well played, oh fuck, oh that feels good, oh god, oh you're on your knees, oh, oh, oh
Oh, fuck.
Oh, your mouth feels so good around my cock.
Don't stop.
Yeah, take it deep.
Oh, more.
Just a little more.
Oh, good girl.
Oh, good girl, you're so good with your mouth.
You like having your mouth full of my cock, don't you?
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Oh, geez, the tip, just like that.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah, baby, just like that.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You're so good at that
Stand up
Stand up, yeah, just
Stand up
Drop your towel
Let me just
Look at you
Yeah
Yeah, just drop the towel
Come on
Let me touch you
Oh my god
Look at that body
Holy shit
Oh, fuck
Oh, I need to squeeze those tits
Oh, look at them
Yeah, they're just begging to be played with