hey friend how you doing yeah a long time no see
all right you ready to move this couch
oh i can't wait i can't wait to move this couch you know me
physical labor free of charge hell yeah i'm in
All right, where's the furniture in question?
Let's do this.
Oh, the hat?
That little guy?
That's nothing.
Come on, you can't do that yourself.
See, I know I'm a big, strong guy, but...
That thing is pathetic.
You can't move that.
I mean, if you can't move that,
we might need to have a separate conversation, you know, maybe we could up your, your protein intake,
uh, something. Cause if that is giving you trouble, I'm a little worried.
Oh no, I'm, I'm messing with you. Okay. Let's, all right, let's take care of this. I'll go,
I'll go on the, I'll go on this side in the front. Okay. You go, yeah, you go from the back and we'll
both lift and then we'll pull it through the door yeah we'll pull it through the door frame
tilt it slightly okay let's let's do this all right one two three okay
all right yep okay now back it out a little bit good okay follow me there we go okay
now tilt it slightly to the left good okay now back it out
back it out okay we got it okay all right where do you want it you want it in the corner there
all right and set it down
all right well not so bad easy easy
okay now where's this uh where's this beer you promised me
oh i gotta get it all right
So, what's new?
Nice.
Well, you know how people are.
I'm sure he'll come around to it.
Just give it some time.
Yeah.
Give it some time.
Things will be okay.
What's new with me?
Well.
Same old, same old, you know.
Got my grocery store rewards card.
Serves me well.
I got a good coupon.
I got about three pounds of spinach.
Get this.
Three pounds of spinach.
You know how much I got it for?
99 cents.
Can you believe that?
99 cents for three pounds of spinach.
What kind of deal is that?
I'm robbing him.
Hey, but you look good.
Is that, uh...
You get some new, uh...
You do something with your hair.
You know, what's, uh...
I was gonna say,
I don't think I've ever seen you in those pants.
Hey, very nice.
Terrence is a very lucky man.
yeah how come you didn't get him to help me move this couch
oh he's out of town okay
well hey he lucked out because i mean that was brutal
yeah you know you're gonna move this yeah drink a beer
oh yeah going to his girlfriend's house drinking her beer moving her couch it's tough
Yeah
Yeah, so how you guys doing?
I haven't seen Terrence in a long time
Ah, you know how things get
He'll come around to it, you know, just give him some time
Give him some time
Oh man, you know, I think I actually
I might have did something to my shoulder
When I was pulling it through the hallway like that
I don't know what it was
But
Something just
It doesn't really feel right
I think there's any way to
You know
Fix it or something
You got like a
Like a hot pack or something like that
I could
Just kind of
Put on there
oh yeah thanks oh thanks a lot yeah that'll do it yeah just right on the I don't know
what it's like right in the joint oh yeah that feels good oh oh yeah just yeah massage it like
that a little bit? Oh, that feels really good. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Oh, that feels good.
Oh yeah, we'll just keep it like that a little while
I don't know if I can
I can, uh
I can take all that pain
You're good, you're good with those hands
I mean, you get in there
What about you?
You injured at all from the experience?
Need me to, uh, return the favor?
Yeah, I can do that
Alright, yeah, flip her on
Yeah, sit down here
Let me take care of those sore muscles
Alright
Just a little bit like that
Get in there
Oh come on
You don't gotta take that off
I can see right down your chest
Yeah I get a perfect view
Yeah I can
I can see everything
no of course i can't look at that look down you tell me you tell me that you can't see anything
i have a clear outline of these two orbs right down your chest what am i gonna do
of course of course they're orbs i mean look at them jesus h
Hey, you know
These are for Terrence's eyes only
Good God, I mean
Alright, if I can tell you something
And don't tell Terrence this
You have a phenomenal pair
I mean, yeah
Yeah, they're incredible
Like
Holy shit
i mean just look at them oh my god they hang so nicely i mean look look at them i mean look at
the way they sit you're not even wearing a bra are you oh my god oh my okay okay yeah yeah just
Put your sweater back on
And then the cleavage will go away
And then we can continue
No
No, I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna feel him
No way
No way
No how
Not a chance
Okay, well
You can't
No, you're not serious
It's really okay if I touch him
Just a little
A little squeeze
Just a
Well alright if you
If you insist
I'll
I'll give it a shot
I'll give it a shot what the hell
Okay
Alright I'm now going to
touch your uh memories
oh wow jesus
oh these are nice
oh they're so soft