Milk, milk, milk, mmm, milk, milk, milk, I like milk, milk is good, milk tastes good
for me?
Do you want to
drink milk with
me?
Milk.
Ah.
Ah, milk.
Ah.
Milk, milk,
milk.
Milk, milk, milk.
Milk, milk.
Oh.
Oh, no.
This is horrible.
I don't know if I'm ever going to recover from this.
Oh, wait a minute.
I know you.
Yeah.
Ooh, who's that stud?
Yeah, where'd he come from?
You like that?
You want a touch?
It's okay to touch her.
Yeah, go ahead and feel it, baby.
Oh, yeah.
So strong.
What's this?
Huh.
Hey, what's up?
Oh, you know, the usual.
Yeah, why?
That's cool.
Yeah, come on by.
All right, see you then.
You like that, huh?
Heart disease?
The only kind of heart disease I got is a broken one.
No, no, I don't think so.
No.
Genetic disorders?
Uh.
I don't know.
Psychiatric problems?
I feel like I'm being grilled for, like, a medical procedure or something.
I don't smell like milk.
what's that's just like your opinion
you're acting really weird what's going on you need like a kidney or something
what kind of baby xl medium small
no just kidding why why do you need my help with that
um me what why do you want me to get you pregnant
oh whoa this is crazy okay listen to yourself
Well, we're not even married
This is crazy
Why not just go to one of those, like, doctor medical places
Where you can get, like, a 6'2 athletic college grad to knock you up
Okay, point taken
But why me?
Why not somebody else?
And and why even do this at all? I mean are you are you gonna raise it alone?
Who's gonna be the dad I
Guess I just don't understand why you're doing this
Is this really what you want
You want a baby and you want it to come from me
This is crazy this you're out of your mind I
Mean we've never
We've never done that before I'm
What
No. No, no, no. I'm...
You're crazy.
You're crazy, you know that?
No. No. There are...
That's not how it works. There are repercussions to this.
What? You just want me to go in the bathroom,
produce, and then you're gonna use a turkey baster or something?
No, you can't be serious.
We can't do that.
You do realize what the natural way is, right?
They taught you about the birds and the bees, did they not?
this is nuts
this is crazy
you do look beautiful
yeah
that's not what I'm worried about
I mean
it's just we've known each other so long
I would never look at you the same way again after this
Plus, what are you going to tell it?
It'll go, Mom, why does that guy look like me?
No, no, I know where you're coming from
I get it, I get it
It's just, I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around this
this is something that you really want.
It's not one of your phases.
It's a big commitment.
You know that, right?
Well, I'm worried about, if I do this,
I might be preventing you from finding someone else in the future.
You understand that, right? I mean, why with me now and not wait for someone else?
But I guess if you want this, can I think about it?
If you really want this
I'll do it
I'll do it
Okay
Alright, are you happy?
I'll do it
Okay, I'll do it
Yep
Scout's on
wow
jeez
I didn't know you were like that
freaky
yes
I followed the instructions
it's been
it's been what
two days
since my last
release.
Yeah, yeah, very good, very good.
And you are
nice.
You've tracked it.
Excellent.
Okay.
I guess, do we just
No, we can be adults about this
Yes
We can be adults about this
It's just, it's natural
Alright
It's two adults
Engaging in something perfectly natural
That people have been doing since the beginning of time
There's nothing weird about it
That's how it's supposed to be.
Yeah, of course, uh, yeah, I'd love to see your lingerie.
Are you wearing them under your robe?
Wow, they're very nice, you look great, you really look great, no, there's nothing happening
down there. Shoot, you caught me. I'm a little embarrassed. I guess I don't have to be embarrassed.
You want to see it?
You sure?
Okay.
There.
What?
What?
You look like you've seen a ghost.
What do you mean I didn't tell you about it?
Is it going to be a problem?
Is it really that big?
It's going to fit.
I've seen you get through a lot of tough situations.
You'll be okay.
It'll work out.
Or, in, rather.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and touch it.
It's okay.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I like it when you do that.
God, you are pretty.
Can I kiss you?
Yes.
I want to kiss you.
I think it's a ghost.
It feels good.
